Wednesday, January 15th, 2003
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2:14 am - aww
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Monday, December 2nd, 2002
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11:56 pm - Ahahaahhahaha!
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Vote for Will Whitfoot! The true and Rightful Mayor of the Shire!!
current mood: campaign manager-y
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Sunday, September 8th, 2002
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4:39 pm - Yes.
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My mission has been accomplished.
See, when I married Will Whitfoot, the intention was to mate frequently and spawn a great number of heirs, and thus found the powerful and influential Whitfoot-Baggins clan.
But, it turned out that dear Will was just a wee tad impotent.
Of course I used my quick judgement to find a quick solution to this problem. I found a tall strong Pervy-Hobbit-Fancying human to inseminate me. And as an added bonus, he's also a famous historical figure. Thank you, mister Barahir. ;)
Soon I shall bear a son, who will be taller and stronger than his hobbit peers, and will have many advantages over them. The problem of a hobbit giving birth to a half-human baby does not concern me. I will endure the pains of this birth for the sake of my family! I must leave a legacy behind me, you see. *nods firmly*
current music: Jimmy Cliff - Hard Road to Travel
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Sunday, July 21st, 2002
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11:14 pm - Uh
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Rumour has it the Shire is going to be attacked. I'll be at my summer home in Ithilien if anyone needs me.
current mood:  pissed off
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5:48 pm - i am a pervy human fancier
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Wednesday, June 26th, 2002
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3:28 pm - Ahaha, excellent
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I have arranged myself a political marriage with Will Whitfoot, the former Mayor. I get to stand on a podium and wave. Hobbits from miles around will come and admire me. AND I will have children, and become the powerful matriarch of the Whitfoot-Baggins family.
Aww yeah.
current mood: engaged
current music: Glorfie Stardust - I'm Afraid of Americans
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Saturday, May 11th, 2002
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7:23 pm - I live, fuckers.
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Thursday, May 2nd, 2002
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3:20 pm - Hmm
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It has come to my attention that I am beautiful.
I think perhaps I should write a poem about me.
current mood:  thoughtful
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Tuesday, April 30th, 2002
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1:05 pm - AIM
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I'm on AIM now. My screen name is Angie Baggins.
That's a little boring, I know. I make up for it with my gorgeous hair and charming personality.
current mood: gorgeous
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12:14 pm - Wow.
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So apparently little Faramir Took is dead. That's a pitty. ...so worrisome to see hobbits of the upper class dying before their time. Now the Thain's heir has no heir.
current mood: i'm beautiful
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Monday, April 29th, 2002
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3:11 pm - Well hello there, LiveJournal.
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I don't know. I just don't know. Cousin Frodo seems to have married into the hired help. I adore my cousin, but that's just a tad.. well, maybe dispicable isn't the right word.
Oh, I guess Sam's not so bad... But he is a servant. And now Frodo isn't going to have children. Where is his money going to when he dies? I can understand some of it going to the Gamgee rats children because I do believe in charity. But the money must stay in the family!
Oh for shame.
Ooh look! A mirror! ..Must go admire myself now. More later.
current mood: beautiful
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